Random hatred

Hi. I’m The Professor and I judge people. (This is really given by way of background because, honestly, it’s not really changing any time soon….) Today’s judgment comes in the form of a random hatred for people with customized license plates. Ok, it’s not really random because I don’t hate everyone with customized license plates…just those with stupid ones. I mean, if you’re going to pay a lot of extra money for a special license plate could you try not to make it say, “I’m an a**hole”? We all know you kind of are for paying the extra money in the first place so it’s not really necessary to flaunt it by including words like VIP or cool or great (or some variation thereof since it has to fit on a license plate). Here’s the bottom line – if you feel the need to pay the government extra money to advertise by way of your license plate how great and cool and special you are, you’re not.